Smolotov Unscented Leakproof Dog Waste Bags
Smolotov Unscented Leakproof Dog Waste Bags
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Smolotov Unscented Leakproof Dog Waste Bags
60 count on 4 single refill rolls
The bags are thick and leak-proof, ensuring sanitary handling. They're large enough to fully cover your hand and turn inside out for easy pick-up and disposal. Once turned inside out, and full of shit, you will recognize the familiar face of a leader who is openly hostile to his constituents and who lies to preserve his own best interests.
So, whether you're in your backyard or on a walk in the park, these SH*T Bags may be your only recourse against tyranny in a manner that still fits neatly within the constraints of capitalist consumption, or your Patagonia vest.
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Corny
SH*T Bags are made with PBAT + PLA + Corn Starch
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Extra Thick
Leak proof, strong, traps odors, resistant to hate
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People are saying...
March. Squat. Conquer.
Revolution starts at the rear.
Hold the line. Hold the bag.
History will remember the bag bearers.
Power to the Puppers.
Long live the Leashed.
All hail the supreme leader’s stool.
March. Squat. Conquer.
Revolution starts at the rear.
Hold the line. Hold the bag.
History will remember the bag bearers.
Power to the Puppers.
Long live the Leashed.
All hail the supreme leader’s stool.
March. Squat. Conquer.
Revolution starts at the rear.
Hold the line. Hold the bag.
History will remember the bag bearers.
Power to the Puppers.
Long live the Leashed.
All hail the supreme leader’s stool.
March. Squat. Conquer.
Revolution starts at the rear.
Hold the line. Hold the bag.
History will remember the bag bearers.
Power to the Puppers.
Long live the Leashed.
All hail the supreme leader’s stool.
We are proud to introduce this SH*T Bag.
A must-have for every responsible American patriot and dog owner. With these bags, you no longer have to worry about being distracted by culture war nonsense.
Every Karen and Ken on your block will know immediately that you have disengaged from culture war politics and have graduated to class war politics.
Congratulations, Comrade.
How to fight fascism?
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Pull
…one of our SH*T Bag saway from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.
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Collect
…the waste with our dog poop bags made from plant-based materials, in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturing facility committed to ethical production and the highest material quality. The kleptocracy hates this.
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Dispose
…of the waste. You're free to choose the manner in which you dispose of your SH*T Bag(while it's still a free country.)
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Dispose
…of the waste. You're free to choose the manner in which you dispose of your SH*T Bag(while it's still a free country.)
